Intimacy: Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a...

By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By menerethrr - 05/02/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

Mother ******.

slowlybreakingme 14

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

Scarred. For. Life. O_o

Comments

LuckyLynx7732 5

Thursday 20 September 2012 11:52

Hey, the economy is tough right now and **** pays good money. Just learn her stage name so you know what to avoid.

CookieKidrauhl 0

Thursday 20 September 2012 13:31

I think that happened to octomom

sillyyanks 24

Thursday 20 September 2012 11:53

OP don't get mad just because your mum is on the front cover of crack-***** magazine! jeeeeze! FYL

perdix 29

Thursday 20 September 2012 12:02

You've got to think with all the MILF **** out there, some of them actually have kids. Usually, the term is applied loosely ;) to any actress older than a teenager and generally with big ****. Sorry you had to find out, but hopefully you've benefitted from her income even though she might have appeared to have no marketable skills. I bet her on-screen skills are incredible. Am I right?

rahrah765765 11

Friday 21 September 2012 5:40

Ugh. I hate the fact you used " MILF" and "loosely" in the same paragraph.

bobberto100 2

Thursday 20 September 2012 12:56

Lol ur not worried about him watching ****

EyesofStone 27

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:16

That's a good point, 66. It's true that guys in relationships who are allowed to watch **** wind up leaving their girlfriends for the **** star more often than not. /sarcasm

Tamz13 2

Friday 21 September 2012 7:58

Why not? What's he gonna do? Hump his hard drive?

bigtime_rocker 11

Thursday 20 September 2012 13:14

Holy crap, thats bad. That really sucks, man. But you know... What's the link?

sweetmama88 6

Thursday 20 September 2012 13:21

Omg that must have been a total shock for you. but I'm totally wondering I'f your father knows about it, ? And are you going to tell him that's the question?