By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
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Filitov 0

So set them up on a date, but tell them each different times. Then they'll both think the other stood them up & you'll have a chance to move in on him yourself! Disclaimer: I am not to be held liable for any repercussions of this extraordinarily half-baked plan should you actually choose to follow it. Unless of course you end up hooking up with the guy. You can totally blame me for that.

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KingDingALing 9

You should've told him that you like him, dumbass.

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Filitov 0

So set them up on a date, but tell them each different times. Then they'll both think the other stood them up & you'll have a chance to move in on him yourself! Disclaimer: I am not to be held liable for any repercussions of this extraordinarily half-baked plan should you actually choose to follow it. Unless of course you end up hooking up with the guy. You can totally blame me for that.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

ZOMG U SHUD ASK 4 A 3SUM! OR AS THE FRENCH SAY, MENAG OF THREE! LOLOLOLOL there, I got the obligatory threesome joke out of the way. No one else has to do it.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Why, sure! Whom did you have in mind for a third?!

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DocBastard 38

I could see this punch line coming from all the way over...................................here.

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yadisingh 5

Good one. Truly. I'm ******* dying...

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Wizardo 33

Same here, a tale as old as time itself.

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IWABO2_ 0

Don't be mad just because he chose your friend over you. Bitch.

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iheartglasses 0

Too many FMLs consist of Girl likes Boy, Boy likes Girl's best friend instead. That and Girl's boyfriend never showers. I feel sorry for these girls that are so completely involved with a crush they have that they feel their life is over. Either do something about it, or seek out some medication and a therapist for your "life problems"...

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idratherbeincali 0

^ Amen #24 Why must you blog about it? Find another crush. Get drunk and go talk to 50 cent. At least he'll come give you a hug when you end up gettin' drunk

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Zmeilerr 22

I know how to spell right. I was just doing it before one of the other trolls would.

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zp5 4

it's easy to spell that! R-I-G-H-T right :)

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blueeyeblonde21 0

wow such a jerk. I'm sorry better luck next time

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Hughmadd 0

What was he to do? Telepathically read her mind and decide he doesn't like this girl anymore?

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t765234 10

In what way is he a jerk, he didn't know she had a crush on him.

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TerrorDollie 0

Well if he knew you liked him I pretty sure he wouldn't have done that.

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