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What are you, 5 years old?
Well good job, now he thinks you're a man!! smh
If the OP were five years old, this would be among the least of her troubles.
hey i admire a girl that can pee standing up, that shit takes practice.
who are you, Scott pilgrim? XD
obv it's a girl
Naw its more like, "What are you? A woman after giving birth?"
Grow up, she was nervous. It can happen to anyone maybe it happened before to someone your related. Who knows.
I can understand her being nervous, but I don't understand how she manages to screw up that badly. O.o
Time for some docking?
**** your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.
Did he follow you?
Right on space dude^^
Gosh...just say you liked him and that you were nervous, surprised,etc. He'll either think what you did was cute OR Like others said a man. GL.(:
Still typed too fast.
Are you talking about the OP or miss I **** Up When I Try To Type?
cute!
I agree that is cute! If she came out and accepted then it will be something they will look back at and laugh about.
Exactly! She should turn the negative into a positive :)
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What are you, 5 years old?
**** your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.