Love: Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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Friendzone 2.0

By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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Not so BFF

By Anonymous - 24/11/2022 09:00 - United States - Spring

Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML

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Interested parties

By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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Hard no

By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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Filitov 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 0:10

So set them up on a date, but tell them each different times. Then they'll both think the other stood them up & you'll have a chance to move in on him yourself! Disclaimer: I am not to be held liable for any repercussions of this extraordinarily half-baked plan should you actually choose to follow it. Unless of course you end up hooking up with the guy. You can totally blame me for that.

josebeto 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 0:04

lol, sucks for u xD

Comments

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Saturday 4 December 2010 1:47

Tell him, "F*CK YOU! YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!" You do not deserve him! >:(

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 4 December 2010 2:49

And the Overreaction of the Day Award goes to...

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Saturday 4 December 2010 5:51

wow. thnx Jane... :|

DocBastard 38

Saturday 4 December 2010 6:01

Oooh oooh OOOH OOOH me me me me me!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! MINE MINE MINE!!! I WANT IT!!!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 4 December 2010 6:03

How does that level of bitchery make sense? We have no indication that he was aware of OP's feelings, so basically, she'd be telling him to **** off for doing something totally innocent-- liking someone who wasn't OP.

bethan1 4

Saturday 4 December 2010 2:23

And the moral of this story is.... don't be friends with people who are better looking/have better personalities/are richer than you. So basically just don't have friends and this will never happen again:)

anonomous7 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 2:36

that happened to me last year

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 4 December 2010 2:47

Maybe you should have jumped when you had the chance and asked him out.. You can't really say your life was f' ed because you're too much of a wuss to even try.. That's your own fault..

MsVenom 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:08

you sound desperate! Psshk!

sexiilittlething 6

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:23

ouch...well uk he dsnt like u now lolz honey jst dont let jealousy take over iight;) remember sissyzzz b4 niggas

turtlexrawr 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:36

Awww dang sorry. The same thing happened to me except the guy I liked asked me to help him ask my friend to homecoming. But the positive part was me and him went to homecoming together.