By MJjunior - 31/08/2011 16:04 - Australia

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
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SwaggerMelon 6

Did you give it back?

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Keyman1212 14

Oh shit... Wonder if Micheal Jackson's kids would play that game... In your defense however, you didn't know.

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LiveLaughFML 10

the golden rule: keep your hands to yourself! this wouldn't have happened if you did, creeper. lol :(

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LuHGiiiT 11

...But everyone nose about Johnny's birth abnormality..?

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UMad_Bro 3

35 Haha I see what you did there.

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AnwarK95 1

Did anyone realize the username of OP? hahaha good one

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Merylwen 24

That poor child is going to have a horrible life... Other kids will make fun of him at school, and I bet that won't even stop when he's an adult.

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Light_Star 4

That was a bit...NOSY!

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ducttapewallet 7

Ever read the book Thinner by Stephen King? That gypsy had no nose. Just sayin'.

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Klums02 0

That is a one in a million chance right there...

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Hearon20 0

Oh nose! That would suck.

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JustOhSoLovely 6

0.o what are the chances of that happening...

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JustOhSoLovely 6

0.o what are the chances of that happening...

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WCARlover 34

Yeah, the kid must have been mortified!

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sxe_beast 11

Dude, the OP must be mortified! Holy ****! I would literally shit myself if that happened! OMFG. Or faint... O.O

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pinkbabypuff1 0

OP must feel so bad! Poor kid:(

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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LedZeppelin1109 0

Oh cut the sentimental bullshit people, this comment is funny and you know it.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

I know I'm horrible person.... and I could see "onelegged" in your username. I hit a touchy area?

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Add an a between I'm and horrible. Oops

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GwarKitty 5

5. Boom this comment is awesome.

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fl0ffy 0

134-do u really have one leg??and I agree with u

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reptileguy1296 0

People who thumbed this down, humor is sometimes cynical. That doesn't mean they meant the joke seriously.

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BbqKirbyAnn 0

Rofl thats the funniest thing I've read all day. Pat yourself on the back for that snappy comment

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Haha I know I went too far. Oh well if I offended you I'm sorry

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childproofpizza 19

I guess she doesn't have a leg to stand on

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Melissa92_fml 13

The day care centre didn't warn you in advance? Then I guess it's a 'fyl' moment because you couldn't have known.

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redtigerlily 5

Well it must be a pretty convincing prosthetic. Lucky kid.

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aruam365 24

They can make really realistic prosthetics these days but, op there really is no way to recover from that...

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XxHoPPoxX 8

whats lucky bout bein noseless besides being able to greet ladies with the swift removal of your nose

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

It could be a really cool party trick when the kid gets older.

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tromboneboy 2

Thad horrible but hillarious I'm an awful person

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EffYourLifeBench 0

Lmaoo I KNEW somebody was gonna say that... I just didn't wAnna be the one to d do it....RIP MJ

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bubblepaarty 5

isn't this why teachers working at daycare centers saying "keep your hands to yourselves" ? /: tsk, tsk, tsk; you kinda deserved it . poor kid .

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ifailplzinsultme 0

How did he deserve it? He didn't know.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Because every stupid person expect people to know everything about everyone! That's why he thinks OP deserved it.

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Pendragon525 0

This guy works with these children at a day care center. You'd better believe he needs to know about the special needs kids in his care, and he needs to know BEFORE he begins to work with them! It could be disasterous otherwise.

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clue_me_in 20

Wow. I also have nothing clever to say.

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DocBastard 38

If you don't have anything to say, here's an idea, genius: DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

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Legendslayer222 26

I think he's trying to get the badge for writing lots of comments. :p

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compasseagle89 8

the amusing part about that is since the comment has been down voted so much, it doesn't count!

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