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By wut - 05/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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Cute

By Catfish - 29/03/2018 01:30

Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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Retainer blues

By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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Harpy20 24

Sunday 5 August 2012 12:56

Picked up; thrown down. FYL.

roseXthorns 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 12:54

I wouldn't give him business if I were you. You should go elsewhere for your dental work.

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kingcaesar 0

Monday 6 August 2012 2:47

And thats why the dentist will never have sex

chinagirl3343 8

Monday 6 August 2012 5:02

How rude of him

worldclassrager 39

Monday 6 August 2012 6:02

if he tries to hit on his patients how does he still have is lisence?

MrsAlexander83 10

Monday 6 August 2012 11:10

Ha!!! I think this is fantastic way to build up business but also seriously wrong! Gotta give it to him for thinking that one up!

Whistlee 8

Monday 6 August 2012 14:59

Hahah he sounds funny, sucks for you though

jmcgirl 3

Monday 6 August 2012 15:40

That's some creepy shit. He wants to operate on you... In private.

deemoe 5

Monday 6 August 2012 18:01

Hahaha Dats actually funny.

pinkiewinkie 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 5:22

Sounds to me like he's flirting!

GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 8 August 2012 2:35

Do not go to that dentist!

PissySmurf 2

Wednesday 8 August 2012 3:02

thats what happens to slags ydi

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Same thing different taste

Cute

Retainer blues

Stiff upper lip

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