By Sarah - 12/06/2012 16:59 - United States - Pipersville

Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML
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eatthemcows 4

So he's your "hobro"

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jayhawkchik 4

C'mon man, help a brutha' out!

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perdix 29

Did you thank him from taking the Most Disappointing Kid title away from you?

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unknown_user5566 26

Of course not, then OP wouldn't have any title to call her own!

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perdix 29

No problem, there are plenty of titles to strive for like Most Boring Child, Least Drunk Kid and Most Outdoorsy Offspring. The OP has a leg up on the first two, but hobos are hard to beat in the outdoorsiness category.

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unknown_user5566 26

Ah, this is true. Valid point sir!

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plum_lovin 28

That's sad because some ppl who run away have two chances: they have the chance to be successful or the chance to become a hobo. Well this is a hobo story. Bummer.

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donkey79 0

Thats both good and bad, a do not suggest you bring him in until you get to know him better. That has a possibility of ending badly.

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TheBurntIce 5

Isn't commonplace to have a crazy family and even dafter reunions? Almost every person I know has some very amusing stories.

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unknown_user5566 26

Aww, how sweet. I love family reunions.

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EliHak 0

Yeah, this shouldn't even be an fml, you found your brother OP, and you should be thankful for that.

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