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By anonymous - 05/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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By Melanie - 08/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML

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By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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By Liam. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By damn... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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Occam 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:47

You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a ****.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:56

Women love chocolate, women love little kids. You're like the best of both worlds.

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rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:56

Women love chocolate, women love little kids. You're like the best of both worlds.

skatetwin5 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:57

ouch

kirby229 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:58

the moral of this story? don't smile at people. It leads to FML stories =P

evilralphwiggum 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:01

If she's a chocolate lover.. she could find that attractive. You never know ;)

nativebacon 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:03

They should make this their new T.V. advertisement. Sweet. Chocolate......

Roto13 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:15

I don't see why people are saying you deserved it. You were just being friendly.

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:17

Smooth. As smooth as rich, creamy chocolate....

australiaaaa 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:18

#1, that's kinda the point of this website

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:19

super lol... I could almost see myself in a similiar situation but i don't eat choloatae like that. lol if you had game that wouldn'tve been a big deal