Kids: Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By VladyBoi - 01/11/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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MetallicaRules19 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:22

what a (puts on sunglasses) bitch

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

I guess you got your trick.

Comments

SwiftKick2DA 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:49

you know why!

H8rSk8r 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:11

OMG! LaFluer! Is that you?

hahaalolz 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:50

bahaa what a little bitch!

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:16

as much as that would hurt, it wouldve been so funny to watch, bhahaaha

mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:25

No, #2. THIS is how you do it: She seems to have confused trick or treating with... *puts on sunglasses* Dick and junk beatings. YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:59

#2 that's not how you do it either. Pendatik forgot to type "yeah" in a drawn out yell. He can never show you how to do it right. Please ignore what he said :). Wait a minute... you shot me. My final word will be... My last name. Ahhhhh!

MetallicaRules19 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:39

cool

friday170 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:28

this fml is as fake as your moms ****.

biggary19 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:36

it is "trick" or treat thats what u get for not having candy. get holiday spirit and dont be an a**hole. kid taught a good lessen lmao.

_kthnxbai 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:07

Speaking of lessons, learn to spell.

chloelovestoswim 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:38

but it's not halloween yet dumbass...

ianl87 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:44

should have given the kid candy...

at1325 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:56

this whole parents not being allowed to spank their children crap is ruining America, some kids just need the living shit beat out of them from time to time to be decent people.

insanesna1l 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:02

not just America unfortunately. in Australia we used to beat our children with canes made from crocodile skin

bombtastic 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:15

seriously. now we get stuck with retarded kids who think they can get what they want whenever they want. a swift kick in the ass and a smack around or two will teach em. look at how we turned out. dumbass kids and poor parenting. how sad.

WarByrd 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:15

i don't see what this law shit is about spanking children? my daughter is 1 1/2 years old i have never failed to whoop that child when she gets out of line. and my friends and family swear she's the prettiest, smartest, most well behaved child. (sure she's a baby... but you all should know how it goes)