Kids: Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By VladyBoi - 01/11/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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Sunday 31 October 2010 9:22

what a (puts on sunglasses) bitch

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

I guess you got your trick.

Comments

merissaaaaa 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:11

Just shows you not to **** with a little kid and their candy...

luis01 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:25

damn kids are getting too ******* violent now days lol

MAC0789 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:30

Clearly Halloween was celebrated last night. you deserve this 100% and possibly then some. Don't you check your newspaper?

Person1233 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:13

He's from Florida. It's Halloween morning where he is from right now.

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:57

you just got owned but a kid.

Jerzyginger74 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:02

All I can say is next year, pass out chocolate exlax to the little demons, lol.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:07

And you didn't kick her rotten, little teeth in when she yelled "Trick or Treat"?? tsk, tsk, tsk. I would've pulled a taser on her.

UnluckyChicka 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:08

awww she's adorable.......... kinda

artisticninja713 13

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:18

guess that was the trick XD

tmmundy 17

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:23

the kids trick-or-treated in our town last nite as well...as I suspect many places did!!!!

twi4eva789 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:43

whoa! that would be so much fun!!! if ppl don't give you candy just punch them... maybe I'll do that tonight to all those losers that don't do Halloween!