Work: Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception...

By Anonyme - 11/08/2012 07:20 - France - La Maxe

Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I asked if it was for her. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 23 September 2016 10:17

Years after the zombie apocalypse, when societies of the undead are starting to organize, that will be a completely valid question. No shame in being ahead of the curve, OP.

NewUsername 26

Friday 23 September 2016 10:15

Well, was it?

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gamermonster 34

Friday 23 September 2016 23:17

@18 I can explain in just two words: "guns+bombs"

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Saturday 24 September 2016 3:50

You reflexively ask people who come in if the death certificate is for them?

vb68_fml 28

Saturday 24 September 2016 7:29

Actually "for" her is ok, "about" her would be a problem...

jrm89 9

Saturday 24 September 2016 14:07

#2... Where's the relevance, I don't get it???

darkhorse8 3

Sunday 25 September 2016 3:33

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