Kids: Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me...

By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By RunningMurphy - 15/05/2009 07:20 - United States

Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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Plug it

By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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aback 4

Friday 15 May 2009 12:37

It would make more sense if you said the kid put her hand in her crotch. The way you've got it, it sounds like she was fisting herself. :/

stonerchu 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:09

Yuck

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lifsukssumtimes 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:29

number 19, pee doesn't come out of there.

The_Snowy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:32

man lucky bastard =D

EpicBoobs 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:33

Wait.. whut?! o_0

pspnick 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:37

number 21, pee doesn't come out of where??? her ******??? enlighten be to where it comes out then

nintenDX 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:35

lol he tinks it comes from behind lol

lil_miss_shorty 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:19

......Are you actually serious???

starberries 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:45

#24, pee comes from the urethra. God you're stupid.

DustyStorm 16

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:00

Women have three exit points below. Urethra, ****** and anus. What do they teach in sex ed these days?!?!

rinzlerkitty94 31

Sunday 27 December 2015 14:37

The ****** has many different parts to it, but it's strictly there for sex. Women can pee while wearing tampons, which go in the ******, and they hurt...

lax_attack 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:40

quick question.... how did she get her HAND in there? someone's been abused. =P

awesomeamandas 37

Tuesday 20 September 2016 13:00

kids get curious about their 'parts', it's a normal thing. she's more than likely been potty trained and was taught to wipe so that's 'how she got her hand down there' doesn't mean she's been abused.

jorygirly 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:43

wow, the kid just gave herself a handjob. yikessss

FYLDUDEE 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:51

LOL.

JhasNeeh 7

Friday 15 May 2009 13:50

First thing that comes to mind ... Child Protection. Might just be a childish thing ... but something definately seems odd. I'd report it asap.

Sanrio90 8

Friday 15 May 2009 13:55

#27- So a kid touching themselves means their being molested? WTF? It's actually natural for them to do that, do some research on child behavior before spouting dangerous crap.