Miscellaneous: Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady...

By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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Just pish yerself

By Anonymous - 30/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 05:58 - Canada

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By clumsycat - 30/06/2017 15:54

Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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uneekfreak16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:10

Wow... what do you say after that? Was she retarded? And I mean that seriously.

Wambler 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:10

I bet that was awkward

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Wambler 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:10

I bet that was awkward

neonokku 0

Monday 3 August 2009 13:41

How can she pee herself? Ugh make her clean it up!

lolx7 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:20

that's so weird? I wonder what OP did?

Prolux_fml 23

Monday 22 October 2012 3:50

Why are both those phrases questions? I don't know?

uneekfreak16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:10

Wow... what do you say after that? Was she retarded? And I mean that seriously.

partialsun365 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:51

pregnant woman have alot more pressure on their bladders and sometimes if they get a sudden urge they might not be able to reach the bathroom in time. fhl i bet she was really embarrassed.

Kitola 2

Monday 3 August 2009 17:58

You're assuming she was actually pregnant...it never actually says that. The "going into labor" question could've just been hopefulness on the part of the poster.

54MU31 19

Friday 16 January 2015 10:14

Last time I checked only pregnant women go into labor

acute_angle 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:13

WOW! This is makes me happy I do not work in retail.

screaming_butter 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:14

akkkkward

Snowstar 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:12

*awkward

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:15

Make her clean it up, don't accept any bs excuses.

hulabean12 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:18

another one of those where YDI just doesnt make sense

oh_dear34 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:47

#87, have you ever had to work for a corporation in your life? You are NOT allowed to close the store before the actual closing time. If it is 8:59 and someone walks in, you have to allow them to shop because they were there before you locked the doors. Most of the time, the store will allow the customers already in the store to finish making their purchases (at least that's how it was at Blockbuster). Anyway, the point was that the OP does not deserve it because she let people in the store when it was nearing closing time; she HAD to as part of her job.

iEnvade 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:18

Actually read the comment properly before replying..they clearly stated that it would make NO sense to say they deserved it.

audreyy062 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:23

@104 actually read the comment properly before replying. they were talking to #87, even though their comment is not in the chain. they werent talking to #6, obviously.

ellysa_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:19

Roflmao!!!

CitizenSnipz 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:08

do doo to doodoo. We'll pwn dat noob wif da uber l33t hacks and the pr0n... and a WTG FTW... Roxorz Boxorz... OMG? Haaax... ROFLMAO. do doo to doodoo.