By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 518
You deserved it 88 792

beatenbyabum tells us more.

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

Top comments

TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

Comments

whyme21 0

lmfaoo ! next time be a little nicer... karmas a bi*** !

Shadow_Sniper 0

I don't like to do this, but does anyone honestly believe this is actually real?

DI for messing with a hungry guy without money.

Just stick to saying,"Damn that sucks."

#268 win. Ydi for talking to strangers. You know how it is: stranger danger. Just ignore him. And #262, It sounds too good and too funny. Harrumph.

Laxer21 0

well maybe he should get a job

bluerainbow 0

The kind thing to do would have been to give him some money if he was homeless - he was probably lying about his "pregnant wife". Then again, if he wasn't, giving him money would be a bad idea, because people who can't even take care of themselves have no business being pregnant/getting others pregnant.

redneckchick2011 0

wouldn't it b too late to invest in condoms. she's already pregnant

You should have gave him a condom if you had one.