By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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jafames 0

Listen up kiddos- don't believe anything a hobo ever, EVER tells you. There are soup kitchens for the hungry, but there are not heroin, alcohol, or crack kitchens. Stop giving the homeless money, they make more in an hour from begging than they could possibly make from a real job, so why would they get one?

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b_rizzl3 0

-it obviously wasn't that big of a deal to you if the first thing you decided to do was rush home and post a funny little "FML" story. don't get me wrong, i love the site..but if you're looking for pity you won't find it here. maybe next time you'll think twice about being such a dick... -&& #249...i completely agree. i'd rather buy a bum something off the dollar menu at mcdonald's than hand them my hard earned cash to spend freely. they eat. you're satisfied. everyone SHOULD be happy that way... =]

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ArmorPierce 0

# 8 and others making such comments Obviously you're young, naive, or never grew up in a neighborhood with a bunch of these people. Most of their stories are completely fake and some of them are asking you for some change just so that you can take your wallet out at which point they will snatch it and run.

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Fire_lights 0

I completely agree with #251, you guys are pretty naive. There's an extremely good chance that man was lying, and what he did was completely and utterly uncalled for. But I have to admit, what you said was pretty dang funny xDDD

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ico2 2

If it was possible to click "you deserved that" multiple times then i would be doing nothing else for the rest of the night (FML).

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Mr_FYLife 0

You should have did the Tiger Claw!

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fins4586 0

#14!!!!! im rolling on the floor!!!!!!!

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