By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 518
You deserved it 88 792

beatenbyabum tells us more.

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

Top comments

TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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Voddy 0

I would have said the same thing you did. **** everybody who tells you that you deserved it.

Haha you gotta have your jordans on and be ready to split after a comment like that

hahahaha! nicee work, sounds like something i would have said

Although I agree with what you said... There is a place and time for everything (nexttimemakesuretherearewitnesses)

testing_fml 0

It sounds like *somebody* wasn't exercising his second-amendment rights. Now why would that be?

I think 192 summed it up best. OP, you didn't deserve to be beaten or robbed, but this man clearly is in a hard situation even if he does keep changing his story. You didn't deserve the attack, but the other man doesn't deserve to be mocked while he's suffering. Also, the assumptions people have about the poor in here are deeply troubling.

rafaelaugusto94 0

seems like he was really in need...

nikkiadiel 0

hahahaha i wish i had the guts to do that.