Miscellaneous: Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman...

By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 163

You deserved it 4 453

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 142

You deserved it 7 297

By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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You deserved it 9 599

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By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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You deserved it 203

By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 624

You deserved it 2 822

By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

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You deserved it 2 830

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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You deserved it 5 872

By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 236

You deserved it 1 688

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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You deserved it 7 722

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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You deserved it 165

joemk2012 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:03

Ask him if his tiny penis told him to say that.

ElMundio87 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:45

FLY my pretties, FLY

Comments

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 7:59

Well, there are many ways to keep him from seeing any other women for the rest of the day so you can keep your title. I suggest duct tape.

melissa_10 7

Thursday 26 November 2009 8:52

ooohh...well im beautiful!! hahaha....!!! jk well it doesnt matter what other people think of you.. as long as you think ur beautiful...then its all good..lol

polico_wolf 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:26

I bet he was bored and felt like making somebody feel bad, I do that sometimes

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:28

wow what a great line and role model.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:54

You should have kicked him hard in the crotch. Then we would have gotten to read "Today, I told a woman she was the most beautiful woman I had seen all day. I then added she was also the only woman I had seen all day and it could only get better. She kicked me in the Happy Sacks(you know, because that's what we call balls on FML... XD) in response. FML." lol :P

wordgirl 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:23

Niiiiiice, jchansfan. :D I like. :)

zoffix 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 13:01

Bah, FYL for not having any sense of humour. The guy was just testing how much self-esteem you got; turns out it's negative!

The_Pleb 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:30

SECONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HaveNoShame 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 15:27

Should have answered, "That's the funniest joke I've heard all day! Then again... etc."

couleurdemiel 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:09

I bet you're beautiful :)

FlaminYawn 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 18:30

every year I make odd New Year's Resolutions. A few years ago it was tell 100 strange girls they're beautiful but not hit on them. And it couldn't be girls that looked like they thought they were all that. I think I reached 77, mostly at the grocery store...