Miscellaneous: Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman...

By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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You deserved it 3 191

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 162

You deserved it 4 453

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 142

You deserved it 7 297

By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 409

You deserved it 9 599

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By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 953

You deserved it 203

By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 621

You deserved it 2 822

By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 818

You deserved it 2 830

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 006

You deserved it 5 871

By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 234

You deserved it 1 688

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 783

You deserved it 7 722

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 382

You deserved it 165

joemk2012 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:03

Ask him if his tiny penis told him to say that.

ElMundio87 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:45

FLY my pretties, FLY

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TheLoneWolf87 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 1:46

First

totalbadass 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:45

YDI for having a small ****.

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 1:49

At least he was honest...

CHEESYBIGMAC 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:02

cant argue with that

KittehKatt 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:45

Well, At least you don't know him.

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 26 November 2009 1:53

Someone you don't know dissed you! Oh noes! Your life is over! You might as well go jump off a ******* overpass now.

psyx 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:59

You forgot to call her fat.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 1:54

sorry bro but if random guys tell you you look bad you pretty much hit rock bottom. FLY though.

ElMundio87 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:45

FLY my pretties, FLY

natasha_m 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 2:14

LOL! that's funny, not the end of the world though. He's an effing messed up stranger why would you care...

misunderstood52 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:22

that sucks, but hey, what are you gonna do about those kinds of people?

sydeshow 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:37

I spit my drink reading that. sounds like something I'd say. lmao

thyestes 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:38

Some stranger stopped you just to insult you, FHL not yours.

perdix 29

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:45

You should have pepper-sprayed him in the eyes and kept your crown!

getfokinrektm8 9

Friday 27 May 2016 18:16

assault someone because they called you ugly. what a genius idea

shabadabba 14

Tuesday 27 September 2016 3:01

no you'd be assaulting a guy so that you could stay the most beautiful person

jillz 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:24

If he felt the need to stop you just to tell you that, then he wasn't a real man. FYL

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Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 383

You deserved it 2 503

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 748

You deserved it 53 578

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Today, I sent an email to my boss about a sensitive project. After hitting send and getting a response, I remembered I'd set my automatic reply to say, "I'm currently out of the office, enjoying a much-needed break from all the idiots I work with." My boss was not amused when he replied and got the automatic email in return. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71

You deserved it 825

Today, I took a bath because I couldn't get my left arm wet due to a minor medical procedure. My roommates decided to barge in to the bathroom and ruthlessly pelt me with flour. Not only did I find out flour burns the eyes, but the shock caused me to slip and submerge my arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 091

You deserved it 3 098

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 666

You deserved it 14 393

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 991

You deserved it 312 913

Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 699

You deserved it 4 367

Today, I was accidentally rude to a customer and she told me to kill myself. My boss came over, told me that she agreed wholeheartedly with the customer, and then said, "I have no idea where you got this delusion that anyone would be sad if you died." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 396

You deserved it 116

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Looking good

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