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By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 337
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Same thing different taste

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"his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas" Where the hell do you find these expressions?

So that's where he is! Kindly tell my father to come home and take his meds.

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Someone was trying REAL hard to pull some metaphors (actually, similes, because the OP used "like") and imagery out to impress us all and, IMO, failed miserably. Sometimes it's better to leave the creativity in painting a picture with words to the novelists and just write, "This guy was so ugly he could scare babies and his breath could kill a horse." Plain and simple, yeah, but you get the point across without the misused metaphors and without giving the impression you think you're much more clever than you actually are.

wriptidez 0

i would of letthe person behind me in front of me

22cute 17

Yeah, lighten up. We live in a society. Friendly conversation is NOT a crime. YDI 4 being such a bitch.

Corpse's shoe? Surely it's no worse than a regular living-person's shoe? :L x

Since when did FML turn into "I'm a drama queen and post minor inconveniences that happen in my life through the day"?

France ? Prince Harry ? you shud have dropped it there. funnier than the banana thing. -1 for your lame descriptions...

Aside from the bad breath, why are you complaining? Sounds very entertaining!

How do you know what a corpse's shoe looks like? How do you know what Satan's ass gas smells like? I think you're the one with the problem! you been looking at corpse's shoes and smelling Satan's ass gas! You need help! YDI!!

I just laughed so hard that I broke my crotch.