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See kids, this is why you don't take drugs!
The funniest thing is prince Harrys is in line for the english throne not France
HEY! His mother invented the banana and he's next in line to be king of France! Show the guy some respect!
Lmao
Hey I was just making small talk. Oh well there goes your knighthood
Prince Harry isn't French..
....sounds legit
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"his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas" Where the hell do you find these expressions?
So that's where he is! Kindly tell my father to come home and take his meds.