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By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
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Same thing different taste

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"his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas" Where the hell do you find these expressions?

So that's where he is! Kindly tell my father to come home and take his meds.

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See kids, this is why you don't take drugs!

The funniest thing is prince Harrys is in line for the english throne not France

HEY! His mother invented the banana and he's next in line to be king of France! Show the guy some respect!

leggomyeggo13 0

Hey I was just making small talk. Oh well there goes your knighthood

chuko1014 0

wish i had him around while i was drunk xd

princessjasmine2_fml 0