Work: Today, a middle-aged customer tried to pay for a $2 ice cream... - FML

By shadyladyhh - 09/09/2014 21:00 - United States

Today, a middle-aged customer tried to pay for a $2 ice cream bar with a credit card. It was declined, so he made me swipe it again. Declined. "Quit touching the metal strip," he scowled. I held the outer edge of it and swiped. Declined. He then bitched me out as his mother paid for him. FML

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shadyladyhh 11

Wednesday 10 September 2014 0:55

Then the mom bought him another one 15 minutes later. Sugar free ones cost a little more, so she was mad about that too.

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Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 10 September 2014 0:31

F his life, his mom still has pay for him and he doesn't even have 2 dollars to his name

Verst 16

Wednesday 10 September 2014 0:32

The best part of working with customers...

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WonderGirl9206 7

Thursday 11 September 2014 6:56

greetings, friend. check out the website not always right and you'll feel so much better.

shutupshane12 12

Thursday 11 September 2014 11:22

Laugh and say in a baby voice: aww does your mommy have to pay for your stuff

geminidragon01 9

Thursday 11 September 2014 16:59

so very very sad.........

Andrewluz 5

Friday 12 September 2014 23:58

You should send this to Amy pholer and ask her to put it on parks and rec

WonderGirl9206 7

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:10

if it were to happen, Andy would be the son who needs his mom to buy it. and it would be hilarious.

cheesyfeet2001 31

Tuesday 23 September 2014 1:06

There's no use crying over frozen milk.

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