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Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )
*sighs* upvote
Well...they could've stolen your underwear. Anyone can go without socks, but not everyone can pull off the commando look.
"Screw your phone, laptop or any other electronics, I wanna steal your socks!"
Well, that socks
who steals socks. anyway sorry OP
"Dobby"
Dobby can't steal socks, his master or someone else has to give him the sock that makes him a slave. But still funny.
My guess to jerk off in
Did you ever think that maybe it was a homeless person? And that maybe it's a little cold where OP is?
I have a sock obsession, but not to the point where did steal them. However, I usually wear 2 pairs a day, and they are one of my more essential clothes items.
#33.. Right in the feels
Even if they're homeless, asshole thing to do, stealing someone's belongings.
Seriously?! Why socks?!?!
maybe it was a sock puppeteer?
Winter is coming!
Probably a homeless person that was cold and decided to stock up for the winter ahead.
Sock up*
Socker.
Sorry about that OP maybe now you can get fresh new ones?
everyone needs new socks like all the time
Good thing they didn't steal anything valuable (I hope they didn't). You can always buy more socks. Still FYL.
People will steal anything.
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Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )
who steals socks. anyway sorry OP