Health: Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night.... - FML

By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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darienlake 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:10

i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun

repyourcliche 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:08

lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.

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KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:21

today...but yet in the middle of the night... and middle of face... day and night. a-a-at night... it just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride, everything, everything will be alright! :D

Dopeyrox 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:25

lmao smack bang

vvn91 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:26

I have to say YDI. Sorry. :( You should never put anything over your bed because that might end up happening, but now you know. XD

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:40

YDI for hanging a picture directly over where you put your head when you sleep. You were asking for it to happen sooner or later.

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:47

haha. that happened to me once :)

swagga0n1oo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:06

Was the picture of Chris Brown or something....because if it was YDI.

penisinyourmouf 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:57

YDI for saying smack bang

cakezorz 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:17

at first I thought that it was a poster... ...silly me!

aback 4

Friday 19 February 2010 1:22

The ghosts in your house hate you.

sadmcphee 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:59

Should've been getting laid. XD

helo2 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:41

says the guy with a halo pic lmao

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