Health: Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night....

By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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darienlake 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:10

i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun

repyourcliche 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:08

lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.

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xKIMMYx 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:23

smack bang? who says that?

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:26

The OP.

BioshockGirl 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:27

im sorry hun at least it wasnt your balls, :/

purplemnm 9

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:10

op is a female

dupedlez 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 22:18

That's what she wants you to think...

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 19 February 2010 17:27

go travel the world through the mail!

bcns 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:31

fake

UrLiFsuX 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:37

you will also go blind, "hence the picture falling on your face."

deadsrs 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:52

You gotta look at the big picture. hurhurhur

oxbinkyxo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 11:51

that comment made my DAY, you, sir, are a legend

deng314 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:52

oh man, when stuff like that happens to people its effin hilarious. Just the thought of it made me laugh!

xKIMMYx 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:00

@deng.. i like the tattoos, if thats you lol

deng314 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:53

thanks, and yes that is me. My favorite piece thus far!

choupinette77 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:01

most boring FML of the month.

Tootsiee 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:05

You kids (some adults) shouldn't get so butt hurt about these post. Geez.

christys25 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:15

Did u get a better look at the picture this time? lol!!! jk

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