Cops and Transportation: Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 13:29 - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML

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By Bilibók Renáta - 16/08/2019 14:00

Today, I drove my car into a fence because a spider was crawling from the mirror. The police laughed their asses off. One of them asked, "What should I write in the report? That she got scared of a spider?" Then he wrote just that. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By Arachnofail - 08/04/2016 04:16 - France - Goussainville

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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Wailing

By katchoo - 03/11/2013 07:34 - Denmark

Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Zebidee 8

Monday 7 March 2011 9:53

In Australia, crashing your car because of a spider is far from the weirdest thing in the world. Our house spiders (Google 'Huntsman spider') are about the size of your hand, and love to hide under sunvisors or in car bodywork. Their natural defence mechanism is to run up the nearest tree to hide, which in the case of one that falls in your lap at 100 km/h, means it's going straight up your face, or maybe inside your shirt. Oh, and they also have a 'cling reflex' which makes them hard to shake off. Keeping calm while that happens is a pretty big test of your Zen skills.

dragonaair 5

Monday 7 March 2011 12:18

A fear of spiders is more rational and irrational. Spiders are poisonous and creepy. An irrational fear is like a fear of showering, for example.

Comments

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Monday 7 March 2011 8:22

Another spider one. How original. lol

JonaDona 2

Monday 7 March 2011 14:06

yeah i almost believed it, but then i saw op is a girl...so she is just blaming a poor spider for her less than poor driving skills

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Monday 7 March 2011 15:28

I compleately believe it! This happened to my mom.. lucky enough the guy she hit wasn't a total ass and there was no damage... why the hell did the OP have to call the police though??

lovelyllama3 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:06

OP may not have called the police. it could have been the person they hit. And this sounds like something that would happen to me. ugh

afdude87 6

Monday 7 March 2011 8:25

swipe it away and keep driving. I would have laughed at you too.

nanotide 0

Monday 7 March 2011 8:26

I bet I can fin this exact same fml. how do they let these get posted? lame.

brycereid 0

Monday 7 March 2011 8:27

stupid how one of the first things you do after the cops show up is go on FML and post this

Ryonix 0

Monday 7 March 2011 8:35

ydi for having a bro

GreatGeak 8

Monday 7 March 2011 8:38

wrong FML mate. you wanted the one below.

I_R_Genius 3

Monday 7 March 2011 9:19

I eat cockroaches for snacks, they are so yummy.

Thanatos1206 0

Monday 7 March 2011 8:54

No I'm pretty sure he wanted this website...

BahahahLOL 0

Monday 7 March 2011 9:16

YDI for being overweight

kingtz 6

Monday 7 March 2011 8:37

YDI for having an irrational fear...

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 7 March 2011 10:57

Some people really hate spiders. Everybody has imperfections. Don't hate, spiders are horrid, disgusting, and evil creatures. Sorry, but they are.

dragonaair 5

Monday 7 March 2011 12:18

A fear of spiders is more rational and irrational. Spiders are poisonous and creepy. An irrational fear is like a fear of showering, for example.

dragonaair 5

Monday 7 March 2011 12:28

than* not and.

docscientist 9

Monday 7 March 2011 13:23

No, it's more irrational as most spiders are not poisonous and will not aggressively bite you.

mfjkr 10

Monday 7 March 2011 16:58

it's not irrational if your H2O intolerant.......*waves hands* BOOSH

swordyx 5

Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:05

Oh since when did we need logic for fear? And please squeezing out reasons to argue w him.. Fear is irrational and that's the way it is.

quasispecies 0

Monday 7 March 2011 8:38

if that happened to me but with cockroaches I'll probably end up in a car crash as well.

I_R_Genius 3

Monday 7 March 2011 9:21

I eat cockroaches for snacks. They are so good with honey.

perdix 29

Monday 7 March 2011 8:39

F the other driver's L because he/she has to call the insurance company, get the damaged car towed to the body shop, rent a car and wait to get theirs back all because some dumb bitch couldn't control her vehicle because of the filth that accumulated in it. My car is messy, but it's never been so disgusting that I get assaulted by insects (arachnids, really) that infested it.