By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 00:03 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
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justanonymous123 13

If he's gay is it fair that he is dating women giving them a false hope of a relationship?

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jerzjay 17

Turn him into your wingman, sounds like he's definitely got the talent to talk to women

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

Meet some new people OP, you can do this!

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StraightUpBaller 14

That's so wrong of him. Regardless OP, perhaps he can introduce you to someone? You got this.

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nitrog100 21

Because he's deceiving plural women. How would you like it if you went on a few dates with somebody that you really liked, only for them to say, "Psych! I only went out with you for my own purposes."?

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jessmonkey 15

That's like every guy anyways regardless lol.

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trellz17 19

This article is about OP, not his friend.

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mswhatever 18

How do we know his closest gay friend isn't in fact a female?

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mswhatever 18

OOPS! I read it as CLOSEST gay friend not CLOSETED gay friend. Now I know it is not a female. Disregard my last comment.

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R2Y2 22

19, do you actually speak from experience or are you generalizing? (I think I already know the answer) Seriously, wtf?

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THEDUDE1553566 24

Damn OP FML for sure. Keep your head up and you will find the right girl

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simmybaby_ 13

You'll get the hang of it! The good ones are always worth the wait!

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Honest_Guy 10

You need to get out more, go to clubs, bars just try to meet people

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justanonymous123 13

If he's gay is it fair that he is dating women giving them a false hope of a relationship?

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Codezlol 21

Absolutely not. It's pretty harsh tbh!

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pinkster2014 25

Am I the only one who took it as gay woman (as in lesbian)? That makes more sense than a gay man dating women, if he is truly gay... Edit: oh wait, it says "closeted"... that makes a little more sense...

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okokalright 15

A lot of people who are gay go into straight relationships because they are confused about their sexuality, scared of their sexuality because of how they were brought up, or afraid of judgement/losing a job. In about 30 states you can lose a job if you're gay. My aunt had a boyfriend all through high school and didn't come out to our family until she was 26.

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smb1uam 6

Not really fair. Gay men can get women. You know how they say "the best wing man is a girl" not true. Best wing man is a gay friend!

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danceinconverse 25

Date the girls that break up with him when they realize he's gay?

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