By Seriously? - 09/03/2014 06:08 - United States - Mill Valley

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
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hellnosucka 27

did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?

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doctorhook86 24

I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...

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buckdharma 36

Sittin' here retesting my tone And this clumsy lass bumped into my phone, listen Two thousand feet into foam How I wished I wasn't talkin' to Rome I'm just gon' sit on the clock at eBay Watchin' the applied tolls array Biddin'' on a iPhone5 eBay Wastin' time

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False_Stupidity 41

Brilliant! Made me laugh so much I started coughing uncontrollably, but it's all good

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kennie999 5

well that escalated quickly lmao

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miss_jules 11

So, were you hanging over the railing or something?

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larrysnowflakes 6

Why does it matter if she was a teenage girl or an adult? Anybody could have bumped into you. Maybe it's even your fault because you were looking at your phone and didn't see her? (I'm not accusing you because maybe you weren't even looking at it, but that's a possibility)

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XxSpaceJamxX 4

I'm guessing you got a new phone, as you did write this FML

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ThomasBombadil 31

Oh Yeah! I hate gravity sometimes.

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JD1147 27

"Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." - Dr Sheldon Cooper

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