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By Seriously? - 09/03/2014 06:08 - United States - Mill Valley

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By ripmyphone - 13/01/2016 01:18 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By unknown - 27/11/2012 18:45 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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hellnosucka 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 15:21

did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 9 March 2014 15:20

I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...

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devans00 14

Tuesday 11 March 2014 6:26

Damn. That hardcore sucks OP. My sympathies. May your phone RIP.

g4m30v3r 11

Tuesday 11 March 2014 13:35

Today I was taking a boat tour of San Francisco and a phone hit me in the head. fml

barbsillvy 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:50

What if, you were to distracted? Like texting? And you bumped into her? Just puzzling in here.. Hugs everyone!

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 12 March 2014 21:07

people keep saying it was just a description, but I don't think that's true. I mean, maybe just "some girl" because maybe he just didn't want to say "some person", but why the age? You can identify a person without their age easily and still be accurate.

middlesister04 5

Thursday 13 March 2014 2:01

Why didn't you go after it, and what were you doing on the bridge?

hotbutthurttoast 13

Thursday 13 March 2014 3:28

then how did you write this? LOL just kidding but that sucks. Sorry OP

kissychick 19

Saturday 15 March 2014 1:58

Wait then how did u post this?

mybubbles2000 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 16:25

I would have sent her after it!

DarthIronbat 5

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:26

Yeah that's sucks

Krb1995 5

Sunday 23 March 2014 21:21

I'm going to San Francisco this summer lol ill be sure not to drop my phone

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