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By Seriously? - 09/03/2014 06:08 - United States - Mill Valley

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By ripmyphone - 13/01/2016 01:18 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By unknown - 27/11/2012 18:45 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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hellnosucka 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 15:21

did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 9 March 2014 15:20

I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...

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hyperbeast101 1

Monday 10 March 2014 0:23

As said before, maybe OP was just being descriptive.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 10 March 2014 0:24

Such a pretty bridge!

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Monday 10 March 2014 1:00

And they say teenagers are always on their phones

epicfury26 13

Monday 10 March 2014 2:25

I moderated this earlier and the gel made an FML about how she bumped into a guy o the Golden Gate Bridge and his phone fell off the edge I just laughed for like 5 minutes when I saw that

SatinsNightmares 17

Monday 10 March 2014 4:26

Well that is definitely an unfortunate series of events.

oxygenius 14

Monday 10 March 2014 4:32

guess she was trying to...hit on you.

emydoll 14

Monday 10 March 2014 5:03

Hopefully you did the right thing, slap that bitch and take her phone!

anurakhond 11

Monday 10 March 2014 5:37

How did you post this then?

Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Monday 10 March 2014 6:24

Sorry, what was that, 99? You sound a little muffled with your head up your ass.

JModjeska 4

Monday 10 March 2014 7:17

So... How did you write this?

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 10 March 2014 9:08

Well, you know, there are these marvelous devices called computers. And they can connect to the internet with them and visit www.fmylife.com It's truly amazing!

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Today, my wife and I had zero interest in being parents, so she's on the pill and I always wear a condom, but now, with my vasectomy less than a week away, she somehow got pregnant and decides she wants to keep it. FML

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Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML

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Today, in the middle of my divorce, I got paternity tests for both my sons. God must hate me. My eldest son, a criminal currently in prison who I utterly despise, is my biological son, whereas my youngest, who makes me proud every day to be his father, is not my biological son. FML

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