Work: Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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Thanks Mom

By melissa - 13/12/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML

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The Terminator

By Manny Managerson - 23/11/2020 11:01 - United States

Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML

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Rat Race

By mcd - 05/10/2020 08:01 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML

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Reported!

By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 9 November 2013 12:11

You should get a restraining order against her. She's clearly out of her mind.

pinkchocoa 15

Saturday 9 November 2013 12:12

Fire her son

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ctlnaaia71 8

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:14

I hope you have some witnesses to cover your butt, fire the idiot and sue his mommy for false accusations.

miianah1 22

Sunday 10 November 2013 1:18

Why would OP sue? You sound like a sue happy person. restraining order at most, problem solved. God, people nowadays are ******* sick for money. "You're mad at me for disciplining your son?! How dare you! Give me $20,000 dollars"

bikergirl93 18

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:24

wow thats sad 27 and still getting mummy to fight his battles

radioedit 7

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:26

Hahaha that's sad

Vnzlan_girl 10

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:31

still not a good excuse to come to school drunk...

baconboy_42 8

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:36

You gotta love helicopter parents. I mean, late 20s are still formative years in a child's development.

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:43

If you did nothing wrong, you Owe no explanations. He was drunk which isn't permissible at any job, much less a teaching job. Stand your ground... Old bat needs a cave!

perdix 29

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:52

Well, you do have all these ******** parents who insist everyone else is to blame except their little angels. Did you expect it to stop when the spoiled brats become adults, er, I mean, over-aged babies?

suri23 11

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:54

Because of various laws, doubt OP could outright fire said teacher unless he did something else while drunk, like fondle a student. Sigh, tough to be a principal with teachers like this and their parents.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Saturday 9 November 2013 15:24

I don't think firing him because he was drunk is the issue. I think PROVING he was drunk so she can fire him would be the issue. Its unlikely she has solid proof in the form of a test.

sarahbevan20 11

Monday 11 November 2013 0:14

I could be wrong, but if it happened recently they can run alcohol tests because alcohol sticks around in your blood for a long time and increases your blood pressure. My mother is a nurse, i know a thing or two, but again, i could be wrong :)