By culodegrillo - 13/05/2013 20:36 - Spain

Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 045
You deserved it 3 275

Same thing different taste

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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

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There's something that is a horrible experience due to your long distance...A familiar face must have triggered the idea...to me I think your accent would have given you away was the wrong man...

blink831forever 13

Mmmhmm, likely excuse OP. You know that you stole that poor woman's man and now the whole world knows it. But seriously that sucks that your doppelganger is a *****.

w00t, I'm from Scotland too. Suas leis Alba :)

skyeyez9 24

If some random person walks up and slaps me, they will stagger away with a broken nose.

I am just gonna go out on a limb here and guess you are not the bride.

Do you have relatives that still live in the area and have some family resemblence to you? I'd say they're the ones with some 'splainin to do.