Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
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bloopaloop 27

He’s not asleep.

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sickerthanyou 13

My ex loved it when I farted because she thought I was comfortable with her, which was actually true but also I’m a very gassy individual

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bloopaloop 27

He’s not asleep.

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Robert Cruikshank 7

Oh boo hoo, farts happen, you do it too, and not just from your butt.

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RichardPencil 30

Fart on me once, Shame on you. Fart on me twice, Shame on me. Fart on me thrice, You've got a weird fetish there, pervert!

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skippydoda 32

Next time, crack him in his nuts. That should stop him

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sickerthanyou 13

My ex loved it when I farted because she thought I was comfortable with her, which was actually true but also I’m a very gassy individual

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Crowned Sataness 12

story of my life all night every night! let loose and rip one back, fart wars get really disgustingly funny. I'm a chick and I woke my husband up a few nights ago ripping horrible one on his back

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