Work: Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no...

By ab - 09/10/2011 05:11 - Canada

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

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By Coryj1220 - 26/03/2014 03:53 - United States - Louisville

Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML

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By bakerysux - 23/12/2014 01:21 - United States - San Antonio

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 22:38 - United States

Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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By greenroses92 - 19/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML

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By I was talking about her. - 29/06/2016 05:24

Today, a lady called the candy store and wanted to know our ice cream flavors. We have 30 and I had a line of people to help, so I directed her to our new website. She called back, wanting me to walk her through finding it. I couldn't, as we're not allowed, so she called me useless. She showed up. FML

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whackingsoup 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 12:16

now everyone say it with me "stupid bitch".

CaptNomNom 17

Sunday 9 October 2011 12:15

Man that Is just a retard

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MainPrism 16

Monday 10 October 2011 11:45

What?! That's truly a very special human being lol...

bigantennaemay 3

Monday 10 October 2011 15:47

be happy we live in a world with these types of idiots, they give us free laughter! well, it wasn't so free for the OP; so sorry, OP.

starfuryt550 3

Monday 10 October 2011 16:57

She is super fat, probably ate it and wanted a freebie.

DuchessAubri 1

Monday 10 October 2011 23:46

Some people will NEVER take the blame for their stupidity. I'm sorry that woman wasted your life in such an idiotic way.

Golden_Gold 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:12

That's just sad. She probably ate it and wanted a freebie. Feel sorry for you OP.

yenidewi 11

Tuesday 11 October 2011 7:51

give thanks to the Dairy Queen ... lol

roxyelizabeth 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 7:51

Haha perfect 'the customer is not always right' post.

InUrArea 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:50

Can we all say stupid

ravenmarie1995 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:30

the boxes do say "icecream cake" on the top AND on all four sides as well... but I have to words... DUMB BITCH

CuddleBunny02 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 17:03

How do you not know? And why would you put any cake in the cupboard?

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