Miscellaneous: Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time....

By Username - 29/11/2010 14:22

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

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By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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Harsh

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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By piper55 - 10/05/2019 14:00

Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML

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By Forgetable - 21/04/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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It's sus to us

By Nicky - 04/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 29 November 2010 19:00

Don't worry about it, Mike Tyson. Just punch her out or bite her ear off.

perdix 29

Monday 29 November 2010 19:03

Stop sucking helium. Or start sucking helium if that helps. Otherwise, try sulfur hexafluoride.

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TADspace 30

Monday 29 November 2010 19:30

People always tell me how "weird" and "adorable" my accent is. Then they ask me where I'm from. I find it annoying, so I rarely talk because of it.

g_sam99 2

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:43

If you don't like people saying you're adorable, what the hell is up with your screen name?...

GimmeFive 10

Wednesday 4 April 2012 23:00

U have a point 99

starile 19

Monday 29 November 2010 19:36

You must be a GREAT comedian! Making so many people laugh. You have a bright future ahead of you, son.

RAHDINAHISAWESOM 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:52

^ha ha

theannonymousone 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:40

Can you sing "Lonely, I'm so lonely, I have nobody, of my own..." for us? PLEASE?

angiiebaby 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:42

This guy i met online called for the first time and sounded like a girl. I swear i thought it was my mom on the phone! Lmao.

speedy3dale 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:49

this fml sucks!!

bethan1 4

Monday 29 November 2010 19:55

So does this comment:)

TheLetterZero 7

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:01

Way to insult your own comment.

chorzo 0

Monday 29 November 2010 20:03

Become a cartoon voice actor.

oneworldguy 0

Monday 29 November 2010 20:14

Have you ever considered Rhinoplasty?

7spears 0

Monday 29 November 2010 20:26

Bob Smiley? that you?

DakotaCat 4

Monday 29 November 2010 20:32

Stop, talkin' like CHRISTOPHER Walken and they will STOP laughing at you!

noboundary 9

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:41

#25 Christopher walken is awesome.

Doortje 29

Monday 29 November 2010 21:02

Try to get in touch with Marc-Marie Huijbregts, he knows the feeling :)

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML

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Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to, and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

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Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML

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Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML

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Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

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Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

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