Miscellaneous: Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time.... - FML

By Username - 29/11/2010 14:22

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

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By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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Harsh

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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By piper55 - 10/05/2019 14:00

Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML

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By Forgetable - 21/04/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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It's sus to us

By Nicky - 04/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Monday 29 November 2010 19:00

Don't worry about it, Mike Tyson. Just punch her out or bite her ear off.

perdix 29

Monday 29 November 2010 19:03

Stop sucking helium. Or start sucking helium if that helps. Otherwise, try sulfur hexafluoride.

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athos1237 4

Monday 29 November 2010 23:40

If you're a man your balls need to drop. If you're a woman stop talking like Minnie Mouse.

hashmita 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 0:26

Is your name, er, Justin Bieber by any chance?

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:16

Well OP, there's not much you can do about that... unless it bothers you bad enough to where you would isolate yourself and communicate via text and im.... don't do that, it's not very healthy.

raineeee 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:00

I know a kid JUST like this. High pitched and squeakyy?

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:06

YDI for having a laughable voice(:

siddyslackah 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:43

alot of you dont understand that he cant control when his voice changes. im 14 and my voice is average so i get it but its not his fault so you all should screw off

petrolhead 12

Tuesday 30 November 2010 4:53

you can be the next justin beiber :D and dont even think abt testosterone....

MyyLifeeIssFcked 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 5:04

Why how bad is ur voice? Lol

NapoleonBooz 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 5:21

start breathing Xenon it gets your voice deeper

Olay_JnAY 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 6:03

hahaha. oh my gosh! me too. after they make a big seen they ask "is that how you really talk" ugh. soo annoying

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