Health: Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone...

By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 131

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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By CROCKIN5150 - 14/03/2016 04:32 - United States

Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By paranoid - 06/06/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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You deserved it 55 063

By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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You deserved it 2 259

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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You deserved it 2 902

By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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You deserved it 334

jezombie 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:38

Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)

cjwayy 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:38

What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.

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Simbaby 23

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:44

He's a mega douche bag.

LisaDay 14

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:45

use it as motivation to make them eat their words. soon he'll be asking for your number ;)

pnutzmckracken 3

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:45

He's a deush nugget you do you

warsun 27

Wednesday 19 March 2014 5:57

Pardon?

ActionFearo 39

Wednesday 19 March 2014 6:11

Translation "He's a douche nugget, do your own thing!"

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 19 March 2014 15:38

what the hell did he say?

Yeshua_fml 19

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:45

From now on, carry a carton of eggs whenever you go for your jogs.

toastedbagel14 3

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:46

What the hell is wrong with people?! Watch OP, when you slim down, the very same people will probably hit on you if they don't recognize you. You just keep going. They just have some unresolved insecurities that they refuse to work on themselves. I'm rootin' for you!

lenehey 7

Wednesday 19 March 2014 14:57

+1. Living well is the best revenge.

redwill85 10

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:47

What a prick. Don't listen to the dumb asses.

xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:48

just pray he does something stupid and die

x3jmac27 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 5:54

Slow down there. Killing someone is not the answer. I'm pretty sure there is so many people out there just like him. So if you plan on just killing all of them. Well that is a lot of people to get killed.

elcee1987 18

Thursday 20 March 2014 1:34

Um, #18 didn't tell op to kill him...read his comment again

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 20 March 2014 1:53

Still...wishing death on someone, really?

TallMist 32

Saturday 12 April 2014 18:51

Okay, the guy that was making fun of OP may be a major jackass for doing that to OP, but come on. He doesn't deserve to die for it! It's not like he murdered anyone.