Miscellaneous: Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home....

By panos016 - 15/07/2011 13:51 - United Kingdom

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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By unlucky - 20/04/2013 21:17 - United States - Wheeling

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

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By tinfoilnirvana - 30/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

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By Thai rice mistake - 12/02/2013 08:04 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 16:04 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML

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By Luisa - 09/01/2020 01:00

Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML

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By worshippingatthethrone - 17/02/2022 10:00

Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML

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SugarCrazy 14

Friday 15 July 2011 19:20

Why don't you get off your ass and make something else, then?

killabb23 0

Friday 15 July 2011 19:20

I've been eating rice my entire life.. it's not that bad.. We Spanish people love rice lol 18 years of rice right here!

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Friday 15 July 2011 19:28

who cares. rice is delicious

bwenduh45 7

Friday 15 July 2011 19:29

Couldn't you just eat something else? or CAN't you eat something else?

DudeBTM 8

Friday 15 July 2011 19:29

Rice is good. Get your ass off FML and make something else then instead of complaining about it.

summerhot_fml 2

Friday 15 July 2011 19:29

yum! i love rice!

nomz333 5

Friday 15 July 2011 19:30

beans and rice

Souners 3

Friday 15 July 2011 19:33

At least you can use a fork!

GayBaconStrip 0

Friday 15 July 2011 19:34

Cleanse your soul.. gay bacon strips galore! Om nom nom it up!

jobsman99 0

Friday 15 July 2011 19:34

so what is one more day? no big deal.

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Friday 15 July 2011 19:35

no terayaki beef or sweet and sour chicken in China?

MrSexyPants 14

Friday 15 July 2011 19:38

Those were created in America.

StudMuffinette 17

Friday 15 July 2011 19:36

I can barely eat the same thing more than once a week. But rice every day for 2 weeks?? FYL

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Today, my adult daughter was hospitalized for severe fever, diarrhea, and fainting. The doctor couldn't find any cause other than sleep deprivation, because I started making her wake up at 7 am. I’ve never met anyone so ridiculously weak in my entire life. FML

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Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML

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