Love: Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee...

By brie - 02/11/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2021 04:59

Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML

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That explains that

By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML

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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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Keeping up with the Joneses

By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML

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His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:23

*throws coffee at face* "Now you're a hot mess too, asshole!"

corbendo 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:20

Did you still get your coffee?

Comments

nicolebabyy 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:01

Damn, what a jerk. Be glad you're not still with that dick.

JadynLea 0

Friday 11 November 2011 4:48

Stupid guy.. Leave the ******.

SammiJS121 0

Monday 14 November 2011 22:25

Forget the jackass.

Calia061908 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:21

Sounds like a deuche.

justme0003 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 10:14

tell him.."she's too hot and too beautiful for u, u look like his personal assistant"

adele20 2

Monday 2 January 2012 13:46

Hey! He sounds GAY! but those bitchy kind of gays not the sweet ones:). good for u! Don't let bitches make u sad! :D

kei1108 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:02

Don't feel intimidated. You are beautiful!!! Don't waste your time on that guy; obviously he's a jerk. Trust me, the good time are never worth all the bad times. Get a boyfriend ten times better than him! Should be easy. ;)

chubby_choco 17

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:00

Psh. What a shallow prick. You could do better than someone who says crap like that anyway!!

JRokka850 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:33

Damn he tried you hard

babe7260 30

Friday 4 May 2012 7:43

What an ass !!!! You certainly dont deserve that!!! You should be grateful that he broke up with you & you don't have to listen to crap like this everyday!!!!