Love: Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee...

By brie - 02/11/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2021 04:59

Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML

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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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Keeping up with the Joneses

By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:23

*throws coffee at face* "Now you're a hot mess too, asshole!"

corbendo 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:20

Did you still get your coffee?

Comments

Logan1524 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 14:41

wow u will meet someone better than that.

icanhazblivions 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 15:37

how rude!

hateevryone 14

Thursday 3 November 2011 15:50

are you still in love with him now?

chevylynnB87 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:37

Ahhhhhh brush it off the guy sounds like a prick anyways besides when your happily married with a beautiful family and he's lonely and his "model girlfriend" looks like a wet old paper sack you'll see who gets the last laugh babe remember the 80/20 rule you'll see trust me I'm living proof on how good that feels :)

margie4peace 11

Friday 4 November 2011 2:54

80/20 rule? Do tell!

To_Die_For 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:01

Wow! What a jerk. Why do You still love him? I mean was he not always a jerk, exsept around his new model gf, or is he just always a massive tool, and he just has other qualities?... Seriously there are better men out there than this loser, it's not easy getting over an ex. But geeeee thank god you two are not together, I would have punched him for being so rude...