By CharlesEmersonW - 02/09/2018 02:30 - Romania - Timisoara

Today, 5 years after the fact, I finally realized how dense I am for not understanding that when she undresses in front of you and poses naked, she isn't expecting you to be a gentleman and turn around and leave the room. It's haunting me. FML
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real life problems 26

It took you 5 years to realize that? Are you thick

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BurnInDemonFire 34

At least you'll know what to do next time. You can finally progress in your still life art class.

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darkshadus 10

Dude! I mean DUDE! WTF she was giving you the bait all you had to do was set the hook.....yes I used a fishing metaphor smh

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fabs1171 23

Have you managed to get yourself laid yet?

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PhoenixChick 26

Well, of course not, because she didn't know you had snuck into her bedroom to watch her try on her new haul you watched her buy at Victoria Secret's through your binoculaurs. Really, her only expectation as for you to honor the restraining order.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Time to play the pronoun game! For 50 points, guess if "she" is a girlfriend, wife, nude model, relative, or random stranger? Time starts now!

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Emelka_fml 20

You know, they say women are mysterious and never tell you what they want, but sometimes the guys are just dense.

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nubs 22

lol, this made my day, thank you ! it's all going to be good ☺️

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shannon2348 14

what the hell did you think she wanted? no one can be that dense. ydi

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shannon2348 14

It took you 5 years? I'm guessing you will always be single. ydi

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