By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

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Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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SimpleSimon 0

Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.

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zerkabaius 0

just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways

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pplee 0

……挺惨的。估计那哥们儿也不是什么好鸟~真正爱你的男人不会这样

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dvs01 0

What the hell? If you didn't have sex, how was he your boyfriend? Something is definitely wrong with him for biding his time that long. lol

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IrReSiStAbLe88 0

At least you had an ****** your first time, shit, look at it on the bright side!!! As for the ugly ****** face, tell him you woulda been better off keepin your eyes closed.

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Laid2Rest6661 0

I highly doubt you orgasmed on your first time, especially if it was his first time too.

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HLLAND 0

- -.````9 months!!!!!!!! OMG```And u finally know that he is a sexual salver.. 你会遇到更好的.. 那男的不值得..真不值得..

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purple_crack_lip 0

How the HELL did you manage to have mindblowing sex on your first time? That's like... impossible ha.

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Gweniiveyre 0

It's not impossible. Mine wasn't orgasmic, but it was awesome on a whole new level. I had sex after one month of dating (stupid?) but we're still together- happily- 2 years later.

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fuzz97 23

lol, this sounds like something I read on IMMD

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LadyAshley 0

If you were both virgins, intercourse would of started and been done with in two seconds because of excitement. Unless you guys took a long ass time amping up to sex, as in making out, touching, *******, etc... But still the actually sex would of been done with within seconds.

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