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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
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supr_sexy 9

should have high fived her again after slapping her.

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Tripartita 44

Hey, we've all been there, OP. The number of turning cyclists I've ran into the street to high five is in the dozens.

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toastbrot 9

non-native-speaker here: what does V8 mean?

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AmyPond17 33

It's the name of a vegetable juice drink. The slogan is "should've had a V8". Hope that helps :)

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katachristic 19

And when they say the slogan, someone usually gets lightly smacked on the forehead, hence the joke

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w0nderwh4t 14

#25 Should of had is correct but it sounds better as a conjunction

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smokecloud_ 37

42, I'm not one to correct people's grammar on the internet usually, but it's should HAVE, contracted as should've. Not should of. Should've sounds the same as should of, but it's not the same.

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deathstroke990 22

how does that even happen

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Rkikkas9713 25

You miss their hand and hit their face with your hand.

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deathstroke990 22

he said a badly misjudged hand signal tho? does he just have bad depth perception

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HumanitysFinest 15

#12 What I think happened was the boss maybe raised their hand as a greeting and the OP mistook it as a calling for a high five. This then led to an awkward slap in the face. Then maybe silence....

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MisterEx 28

Then a "you'll be hearing from my lawyer" was most likely muttered.

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supr_sexy 9

should have high fived her again after slapping her.

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Cyrus00 41

What's the chance of it happening twice in a row?

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Animeisthebest1 14

Guess it is time to face the consequences. hopefully he or she understands it was a mistake.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I'll have to use that excuse. No, really I was only trying to give you a high five sir.

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pineapple_stick 4

oh. I uh hope you didn't have any aekward moments after that, OP! if so, try to apologise and do something that adds up to it. Good luck!

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TrickyDeath 14

Hopefully your boss is nice and understands! Sorry OP

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