Transportation: Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking...

By HillaryAngelic - 22/07/2013 07:09 - United States - Flint

Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML

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By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

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By Rita - 11/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while pumping gas at the gas station, two men pulled up to my car, opened the passenger door, grabbed my handbag and sped off. The $2000 handbag that my husband worked pretty much all last year for to gift me for Christmas, my wallet, and my diabetes medication. FML

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Not loving it

By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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jw90 18

Monday 22 July 2013 16:23

That's when you chase his ass down and show him the wrath of God.

funky2525 14

Monday 22 July 2013 16:22

Its not you fault OP, you were trying to be the bigger person

Comments

migueljm5 18

Tuesday 23 July 2013 7:08

He just broke a commandment

Tavon2522 4

Tuesday 23 July 2013 9:22

Haha that was genuis...

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 23 July 2013 10:28

have faith in God instead of humanity.

alchemist27 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 10:39

Is it bad i wanna try this

angel55033 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 13:53

men being referred to as "bitch" doesn't sound right...

Fas4wd 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:44

They get more and more tricky everyday.

Uniqueview 2

Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:54

Corruption lives on in the church, it seems.

naiveprophet 15

Wednesday 24 July 2013 5:57

This is exactly why I don't pray! This exact situation!

khodginssxo 14

Wednesday 24 July 2013 8:23

some people just sink to a new low

amisenho 11

Friday 26 July 2013 18:42

"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me." -Emo Philips