Transportation: Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking...

By HillaryAngelic - 22/07/2013 07:09 - United States - Flint

Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML

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By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

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By Rita - 11/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while pumping gas at the gas station, two men pulled up to my car, opened the passenger door, grabbed my handbag and sped off. The $2000 handbag that my husband worked pretty much all last year for to gift me for Christmas, my wallet, and my diabetes medication. FML

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By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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jw90 18

Monday 22 July 2013 16:23

That's when you chase his ass down and show him the wrath of God.

funky2525 14

Monday 22 July 2013 16:22

Its not you fault OP, you were trying to be the bigger person

Comments

cottoncandymango 17

Monday 22 July 2013 16:31

That little shit. Sometimes you just can't sympathize with anyone anymore.

shadowfighter10 9

Monday 22 July 2013 16:32

*standing ovation* give that man an Oscar! Crying on demand like that.

illegalbeagle69 23

Monday 22 July 2013 18:04

Oh he wasn't crying on demand. He tried this trick on a woman before he went to OP and she kicked him in the balls.

kingbrizo 24

Monday 22 July 2013 16:33

at least its not quite as bad as selling everything and moving across the country, only to have your 18' boat run aground when you launch it into the "lake" that happens to only be three feet deep. con artists seem to be getting more and more simple as society's IQ drops... no offense towards you, but sorry you tried to be a bigger person...im sure God was watching, and now you have a clear image of the man to report to the fuzz...unless theyre like the CHP out here, who spend all their time eating donuts instead of finding the cause of an accident...

imagineapc 11

Monday 22 July 2013 20:30

What? If this happened to you, you deserve it.

dudeofawe 15

Tuesday 23 July 2013 12:32

"As society's IQ drops"Really?

awkward611 26

Monday 22 July 2013 16:34

This is why I'm a deist...

Pordexel 5

Monday 22 July 2013 16:39

Because people steal?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 22 July 2013 16:58

Deist? So you do believe God was watching from his window and did nothing.

DasHaas 9

Monday 22 July 2013 17:05

Technically deists believe that something created the universe and nothing beyond that, so you can't really assume that she thinks that her god watches (or even cares). It's also generally considered very disrespectful to make claims about what people do, think and/or believe based on a one-word descriptor. Especially if the thing you claim they do, think and/or believe directly contradicts even the only one-word description you have of that person.

awkward611 26

Monday 22 July 2013 19:17

because people steal at church and other reasons...

awkward611 26

Monday 22 July 2013 19:20

not exactly its more complicated than that...

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 22 July 2013 16:38

Well you were a good perso OP. Keep it up.

Shadowbay 18

Monday 22 July 2013 16:39

You didn't call him that in the church parking lot did you lol

samaraperez 7

Monday 22 July 2013 17:01

thats just ****** up how people use God as an excuse to do and get away with stuff smh. FYL

ocramavaf 15

Monday 22 July 2013 17:13

it's history, inquisition, crusades, holy wars and what have you not, I'd say as shitty as this person was and as badly he used the name of God, worse things have been done in it's name

simplysarcastics 26

Monday 22 July 2013 23:42

I agree Samara it is wrong and sick for people to do that. It shows they are heartless. Sadly it has always been done but people will be people and do that because they chose to do so.