By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
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stieglar 17

Just buy your own toilet paper and keep it in your room

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Jasim 17

Buying toilet paper is just cheaper and easier than going through this hassle. Anyway, does it clean better? :D

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incoherentrmblr 21

At least you didn't have to use wallpaper like the other person did on FML here...

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stieglar 17

Just buy your own toilet paper and keep it in your room

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chosha_fml 26

His dad will probably still make him unclog the toilet when the dad clogs it.

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Cassmoneyyy 15

Been there, done that. Then my mother in law got mad at us for not sharing. She would use a roll a day. No wonder! So happy we got out of there as soon as we could.

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teapotrevolt 27

I'm so with you here #6, *jumps out same window, smh*

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JMichael 25

There's always that one.

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MrSassypants 33

Why all the jumping out windows? Why not take the elevator?..... Oh it's broken. Well I'm not taking the stairs. *jumps out window*

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kieralumina 30

and here we find the obligatory "shitty situation, etc." pun.

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knight2109 12

its not even a pun anymore, and I'd much rather throw someone else out the window personally.

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Its always been on my bucket list! *gets thrown out a window*

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Jasim 17

Buying toilet paper is just cheaper and easier than going through this hassle. Anyway, does it clean better? :D

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MrSassypants 33

It is cheaper and I use toilet paper for many things, but my teacher was always upset when I wrote my essays on it.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

How do you not notice the different texture?

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SlipperyNipple 9

Exactly what im wondering...

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ashingtondc 3

well the stuff they use at my school is worse than paper towels OP probably just didn't give it much thought while wiping

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tehdarkness 21

If it was soft, then I'll bet t's more expensive than regular TP.

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JMichael 25

Wouldn't you have noticed it wasn't toilet paper? Paper towels have got to be rough on the ass..

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MrConcise 34

Back in my day, we used to wipe our asses with tree bark and sandpaper. Kids these days...taking their non-bleeding anuses for granted.

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doodlecloud 26

I'm a bit confused. Are paper towels different in the US? In England they're a bit thicker but not rough, they're more plush. They're also more expensive.

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JMichael 25

Yes here in the US most paper towel brands are a bit rough in texture. So I would assume that'd be a bit uncomfortable to wipe your ass with it.

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Mauskau 35

Depends on the paper towels. The ones we had at school were thick and blue, and just blowing your nose with them felt like sandpaper. The ones in my office are similar but white, and the ones on a roll are indented on one side. In my gym we have very thin paper towels. All of these can be quite rough though.

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doodlecloud 26

Ah okay, I think I've seen ones like that too actually. Thanks for the explanation.

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ajs1987 15

Are you having a shitty day?

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derp_taco 22

No shitty puns its against FML Rules. Off to the torment room to be behaeaded for use of shitty puns

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Zacky_Chan 22

who know where you will be when diarrhea hits 0_o

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JMichael 25

Using paper towels

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clairesucks 37

#14 whats that got to do with anything?

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