Miscellaneous: Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I...

By Doomy - 07/01/2010 14:43 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2022 12:00

Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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By STIgary - 17/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, while at work, I had to poop. While wiping, I somehow managed to get the back tail of my shirt in between my butthole and the toilet paper, effectively wiping my ass with my white dress shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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inconvienentgurl 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:14

Why would you feel bad about wiping if there are butterflies PRINTED on the paper??

ScreamToday 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:18

I have to say, that's pretty sissified.

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inconvienentgurl 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:14

Why would you feel bad about wiping if there are butterflies PRINTED on the paper??

suaveneanderthal 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:27

yeah what the hell is wrong with you op?

ScreamToday 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:18

I have to say, that's pretty sissified.

me5 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:19

Juicy ass?

zmandude6 3

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:22

its better then unicorns and rainbows.lol

Denozo 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:22

YDI it for being such a woman/pussy-man. In either case, get back in the kitchen!

DmF288 14

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:22

Why did this pass moderation?

StaticDown 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:43

I have no idea... This is retarded and NOT an fml...

Sijj 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:22

uhm wow, nobody cares.

cusof 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:23

butterflies like asses

Cartain 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:24

Were they complaining?

shelboo_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:26

Oh seriously? This passes versus mine and others that I'm sure were good and not so... pathetic. Toilet paper. This is what people like to read about.