By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 21:00 - Italy

Spicy
Today, after a hard day, I allowed myself a small solitary pleasure. As I was going at it, all of a sudden a little red dot appeared on my penis. A pimple? Nope. The laser that my neighbors were using to show me that I'd forgotten to close my curtains. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

This is the part where you turn facing them, look them straight in the eye, and continue. They will never bother you ever again, I can guarantee that.

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vandj8 9

Well, technically, you are in your house, so you don't HAVE to shut the curtains.

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Gwengreen 6

Funny how they thought it was more appropriate to laser point at you rather than shut their own curtains...

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TinScarecrow 15

maybe they wanted to watch. maybe they thought it was funny. maybe they live in a big city and multiple windows are only feet apart

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Regulate 21

On another note, wank when you want. You're your own man. Just remember the curtains next time :)

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azouwa 26

Sorry to hear. They should have watched in silence or shut their own curtains. Don't worry about it bro.

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TinScarecrow 15

Why? How is it ok to watch, but not ok to participate indirectly? If I have spinach in my teeth is it better to ignore my social faux pas, or is it better to let me know?

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Lalala579121 27

Or participate directly. Who are we to judge?

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species4872 19

A Target Red spot special no doubt.

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jessicasoho 13

I always ********** by an open window. . . not

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Colon_Man 17

"Hello, 911? Yeah, it's Quagmire... It's stuck in a window this time."

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Phillip Langstaff 4

Haha wow buddy I don't think I'd stop maybe they like watching

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my2centsworth 15

I don't think the word "solitary" means what you think it means if you left your drapes open.

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stephh_1 11

Oh gawd can't imagine how awkward that must have been for you. Haha

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