By rapunzel3416 - 14/03/2016 06:31 - United States - Colton

Today, after a lot of complaints from other members, I told an old lady at the gym I work at that she couldn't sit in the sauna naked. She responded by grabbing her boobs and shaking them in my face. I don't get paid enough for this. FML
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rapunzel3416 28

Yay! This is mine. So more back story her and her husband both have dementia so they often get lost wondering around or lose each other. Her husband is the sweetest old man and she is very cranky and rude. It was an awkward situation and she's been told not to walk around naked because it's a family facility and she often wears nothing but a small towel to walk around the pool deck as well. Can't blame her too much because at her age most people just don't care anymore. Also we have a sign that specifically states to wear clothes in the sauna.

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Top comments

HeyyShayy 15

Old people just don't give a ****. I admire that quality as much as I cringe at it.

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rldostie 19

At least she's comfortable with her body? Still rude of her, of course. I don't have an issue with nakedness but shaking body parts at someone is rarely good form.

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sugarshugar 11

Do your **** hang low do they wobble to the floor ?

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LoverWordsFood 27

Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

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rldostie 19

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

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thatsjustgreat1 16

It seems to me that the older people get, the more they realize the less they have to give a shit. It's something to admire, really.

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moosemay 16

She's probably from Europe... Here it is considered weird not to be naked in the sauna.

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patte_fml 19

23 comments until someone explains how to do it properly. Sauna with a towel wrapped around you or in swim trunks… this is such a weird concept to me.

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Sinshine 28

Yea my thoughts. Sauna = naked. If it's not naked then it's a steam bath and not as warm.

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atlien247 16

Damned Americans and their Puritanical views on the human form! (Yes, I'm American.)

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Overlord247 20

That takes the phrase "calm your ****" to a whole new level"

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dcats 13

Why can't she be naked in a sauna room? All the guys are doing that.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Eh, depends on where you're from. There are several parts of the world where nudity in saunas is the norm. U.S. culture says yes, it's indecent, but I wouldn't use it as a blanket statement to include everyone.

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MandieL 27

I feel that it would be more unhygienic rather than indecent. And is it a sauna in the change room? Or out in the public area? Because I see lots of women change with no shame, in the change room.

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Sinshine 28

You're supposed too put a towel under you. Then it's not unhygienic :)

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Laphog 17

You know in certain parts of the Internet, people pay money to see that sort of thing . You got it for free. Just food for thought .

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ulissey_fml 22

So it was you and Sauna Eve.

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proudspanishgirl 10

ugh so disgusting! That old woman is so crazy

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