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By divorcedparents - 14/01/2017 16:00

Today, after a month of complaining that she doesn't see me enough, I spent the weekend at my mother's house. I got there, only to discover that the only food in the house is Lucky Charms, Coca-Cola and Bailey's. I'm not old enough to drink Bailey's and I hate Coca-Cola. FML
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a1f0sff 25

Offer to help with groceries shopping and get all your favorite food.

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a1f0sff 25

Offer to help with groceries shopping and get all your favorite food.

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Youre_A_Pussy 19

Some people only have tap water, and in the city's the tap water from my experience is nasty

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28actress 22

Maybe she is planning to take you out to eat?

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RichardPencil 30

Since they are magically delicious, the Lucky Charms ought to make your weekend great! Or "they" have been lying to us for decades.

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Magnoxidans 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Note to #7 above: As someone who has said those exact words in the past, lemme tell you the staff of this site does not take kindly to these words. You will be given a first and last warning for going against community guidelines.

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vcapelo 19

I agree your life sucks because you don't like Coca Cola !

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smokecloud_ 37

Pour Baileys into the Lucky Charms and you've got a win in my book.

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TaoShaman 24

OP said they're not old enough to drink it. Their mom might not let them and not everyone wants to commit underage drinking. Some prefer to wait.

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