Today, after a spat with my husband, I pointed out all the things... - FML

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By SomeLife - 30/10/2018 12:09

Today, after a spat with my husband, I pointed out all the things I have done for him including recently giving him the son he always wanted after I made it clear I didn’t want another child. Now he is accusing me of being a shitty mother for “regretting” our kids. FML.

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Leeono 26

Friday 2 November 2018 9:55

“You gave him a son”? You didn’t have a child together? You did it just for him and bring it up as a way to score points in an argument. He has a point.

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Leeono 26

Friday 2 November 2018 9:55

“You gave him a son”? You didn’t have a child together? You did it just for him and bring it up as a way to score points in an argument. He has a point.

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